Backstabber Quote(s).

Boyfriend: A good friend stabs you in the front.
MD: Agreed!
Boyfriend's brother: How? (Sometimes he's kinda slow. LOL. Don't hit me!)
Boyfriend: As they said, a true friend stabs you in the front..
MD: Yeap. Right in the heart <3!
Boyfriend's brother: Oh I see, because a BAD friend stabs you in the back!!!!
MD & Boyfriend: THAT'S CORRECT!
Boyfriend's brother: But I think a good friend will give you the knife and tell you to be careful with it.
MD & Boyfriend: THAT'S ALSO CORRECT!
Boyfriend's brother: Yea.... *Paused* It is also correct to say "A good friend will tell you before they stab you"?
MD & Boyfriend: Yes, it is.
Boyfriend's brother: Okay.. *Paused again* But I would hope a good friend wouldn't stab me at all.
MD & Boyfriend: *&^%$#@

"We really don't have enemies. It is just that some of our friends are trying to kill us."

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